What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 23:40

share office space ...
Still no good
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Unacceptable again!
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Still no good.
Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
How to avoid age-related cognitive deterioration - EL PAÍS English
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No way
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons