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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 23:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Still no good

Exercise improves colon cancer survival, high-quality trial finds - Ars Technica

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Bianca Censori dares to bare in sheer black top and tiny shorts on NYC outing with Kanye West - Page Six

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

'Mum's young-onset dementia is 'heartbreaking' says Bristol woman - BBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Minds and Behinds

So they tried

Still no good.

Scientists May Have Discovered a Surprising Health Benefit of Mango - EatingWell

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

How to avoid age-related cognitive deterioration - EL PAÍS English

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

And-Ones: NBA On TNT, Offseason, Free Agents, Finals - Hoops Rumors

No way

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

The No. 1 Breakfast to Boost Heart Health, According Cardiologist - TODAY.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Scarlett Johansson plants a big kiss on Jonathan Bailey — this time in front of husband Colin Jost - pagesix.com

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons